Tourist finds bone

A tourist vacationing in Aruba during the past week made the discovery while coming out of the water after a swim. She said the bone, approx 5- 6 inches long was wedged in between two rocks near the shore. The bone still had what is to be believed flesh and tissue still attached to it.

I know what you are thinking, great news...It would be if the fucking Aruban government had sent the bone to be tested. This bone was found on July 6, today is the 21st and it still has not been confirmed that the bone has left the island.

The woman who found it spoke with Greta Van Susteren, saying she was interviewed by American FBI agents as to what she had discovered. Upon searching the area where the bone was found, they retrieved a thong and a scrunchie. It is not known where those items are at the present time. All I can confirm is that Aruba is a backwards ass place, and the Red Sox are back in first place.